Our language has not yet caught up to our desires. You might say that you love a car or a movie, but no one would assume that you feel the same way about these things as you feel about your children. But for a small class of people, true love is not limited to other human beings. These gifted individuals can fall in love, and have satisfying relationships, with physical objects. One notable recent example was a woman who considered herself married to the Berlin Wall, and who experienced terrible suffering after the wall was destroyed during the fall of the Soviet Union. This ability to form complex (perhaps animistic) relationships with objects is called Objectum-sexuality.

Luckier still are those who can fall in love with abstractions, like a mathmatical equation or a web site. If you believe you are in love with this site, you may have been given the rare gift to transcend the customary laws of attraction and friendship. You may perceive that a website is more than just a puppet for its creator. It is a living entity that grows and changes in the sunlight of your attention.